Sensational headlines, such as the one above, are always entertaining -- to say the least. And yet, after a fashion, it is indeed true: Evolution is a myth. At least, evolution as creationists understand it is. Why is this so important? The reason is as follows -- it is impossible for either side in the debate within American politics to 'win' the argument; and it will remain that way so long as both sides argue with different definitions for the same words.
We all live in the age of Semanticism. In an article within this blog, "
What You Know -- It Just Ain't So: Why Facts Can't Win Arguments", I discussed the fact that simply having the
facts is essentially useless when it comes to politics and the like -- and the reasons why.
As a disclaimer -- yes, as the headline reads: I am an atheist. I have also taken the time to understand evolutionary theory, and can compare that to the story of evolution. It is within this context that I will make the following less-sensational-than-it-appears declaration: The "Theory of Evolution" is
science fiction. To be precise, it is "Hard" science fiction (defined by Wikipedia
as follows: "
Hard science fiction is a category of
science fiction characterized by an emphasis on scientific or technical detail, or on scientific accuracy, or on both."). Hard science fiction is useful, but it is essentially important to recognize that the greatest gap in the understanding of the origin of species can be found in two areas: the emergence of ribonucleic acids, the concomittant emergence of deoxiribonucleic acids, and the emergence of biological mechanisms within the context of these molecules; the second being the "bridging of the gap" between single-celled and multi-cellular organisms.
Now, the second gap we have better information with, as 'intermediary species' still exist today: the humble sea-sponge, for example.
Colonial organisms, for another. It is possible to
infer what likely happened from such things -- but to do so is to delve into the realm of science fiction. Very good, very accurate science fiction, but science fiction none-the-less. The former gap, however, is an area where there is almost no information whatsoever. We know -- and have shown -- that the primordial oceans of the earth were subjected to conditions which would spontaneously develop proteins. And we know that the same can -- and does -- happen in comets. It has been shown that protein chains (the "precursors", if you will, to RNA/DNA) can -- and do -- develop when proteinaceous waters are exposed to electrical charges; it has been hypothesized that the primordial earth also had to be an extremely storm-wracked environment. So the connection thus flows, in many ways.
With this being said -- there is an important distinction to make here. Even this fictional account of how things happened, with its "as few liberties as possible", is rejected as outright fantasy by the "Creationist" side of the 'debate'. There is a deep and abiding schism between the manner in which "evolutionists" think and the way "creationists" think. This is revealed by the following, from "
www.storyofevolution.com":
In the "Grown-up Version" of this Fairy Tale, the Fairy God Mother named Mutation becomes a "Gradual Scientific Process", a process never actually seen in this whole world, but still strongly believed as a matter of pure religious faith by "Scientists". Scientists, after all, are never wrong! "The Scientist says it. They believe it. That settles it!" With such great faith, evolution must be true, right?
"Scientists are never wrong"? Tell that to anyone on either side of that other great modern canard: the "Global Warming debate". And yes, there
are scientists on both sides. Honest, ethical ones who are not "bought out" by anyone, alongside the ones who are -- and this is, again,
both sides. Peer-reviewed scientists.
For those not in the know, the modern area of debate or argument over evolution isn't wether evolution itself
exists. Creationists admit that evolution; the adaptation of species, that is -- it happens. What they deny, however, is the idea that evolution can produce significant changes in species. This is the "microevolution" vs. "macroevolution" argument, and it is a fairly ingenious one -- especially as it allows for creationists to ignore the ubiquitous evidence that macroevolution -- as defined by evolutionary biologists --
has happened --
in plants, as well as
in animals. They speak of "Genesis kinds", and have attempted to develop entire fields of research dedicated to determining what these 'kinds' are.
Baraminology is one such:
Baraminology, also referred to as typology, is a creationist system that classifies animals into created kinds according to the account of creation in the book of Genesis and other parts of the Bible. These kinds are presumed to be isolated from one another.
This should all document the depth of this divide.
It isn't really all that amazing, when one considers things -- both sides are using their own terminology on the topic. Species, kind, evolution -- they are
literally using a different language, or dialect at least; the words may be the same, but their jargon-contexts are fundamentally alternate from one another -- and neither side is even willing to acknowledge, it seems, the
very existance of the other's definitions.
There are many arenas where similar things happen; take for example the "global warming" menace. So much time and effort is spent on advocating the elimination of carbon-dioxide output as though this would be sufficient to solve the earth's problems, and yet even the Kyoto Protocol, if it had been successful (instead of the abysmal failure it was) would only have reduced --
according to 'their' own terms -- the problem by roughly 1-5%. It
should be clear that warming
is happening; everyone agrees on this. The
cause is what is up for grabs -- and so, too, should what is to be done about it. Game theory, for example, has been used to dictate that we ought to end all CO² output -- and yet, even
that is admitted to not be a solution at this point. Never mentioned is the fact that game theory's best solution to this 'problem' would be the
increase in industry; to create sufficient wealth that humanity can allocate sufficient resources to "ride out" the changes to come. (Build up funds to relocate those whose homes would be lost due to sea rise, for example.) Of course, there is no such "compromise" for creationism vs. evolution.
Or is there? So much of this heated debate comes from the fact that parents are unwilling to allow their children to be taught certain things on the taxpayer's (read: their) dime. This is not really all that unreasonable, when you come down to it. The problem comes when parents are unwilling to allow
the children of other people to be taught a certain thing. Since everyone is clamoring for things to be taught or not taught, the end result is what we've got: kids don't get taught
anything -- at least, not well; as proven in the following article also from this blog:
Informational Awareness, Carlin Style: You Are All Diseased. Some battles can only be won by not fighting them. This, it would seem, is one such battle; and the only way not to fight it is to not have your kids sharing space with the children of those who believe radically differently than you do. So -- evolution = myth? Yes; using the definitions of both sides, Yes. The trick is -- which myth is closer to what actually happened? That's a
hard question, now isn't it?
Now comes the time to take the harder route; and get both sides to just shut the hell up and let the future determine these things. Neither evolution
nor creationism have any place in the world of politics; science should
never be used to attempt to guide political policy -- and neither should religion do so. The only things that should guide government are
rights; the protection & definition of the rights of those within a government's boundaries. It's the only way to avoid such unwinnable battles as this.